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Hood To Coast: The Game

Old Balls Still Roll

Eastmoreland Fathers Association·Mt. Hood → Seaside·198 miles

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Three-panel comic title card showing a gray-haired dad in a neon yellow running tank and teal shorts stretching, lowering his sunglasses, and sprinting past Mt. Hood. Text reads Hood To Coast: The Game, Eastmoreland Fathers Association, Old Balls Still Roll. — Cover Art · Disc 1 of 1

Distance: 198
Runners: 12
Vans: 02
Est. Sleep: 4h
Showers: 00

Official Trailer

Hood To Coast: The Game · 78 seconds · no microtransactions

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Content descriptors Mild chafing · comedic wheezing · use of gas-station coffee · unsolicited stretching advice · one (1) man in briefs

Team Shop

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Common

Charcoal heather t-shirt printed with the three-panel Hood To Coast: The Game title card art above arched text reading Old Balls Still Roll.

Team Tee

+2 Confidence · −0 Speed

The base-game skin. Charcoal heather, full title-card print, worn to every school pickup from here on.

^$30 Pre-order

Limited

Leg 2 DLC Tee

Unlocks: New Runner

Downloadable content for people who peaked in high school track. Black, limited run, never re-released.

^$35 Pre-order

Common

Tube Socks

+5 Calf Presence

Knee-high, red-striped, unapologetic. Slogan runs down the calf so people behind you get the message.

^$18 Pre-order

Rare

Trucker Hat

+3 Sun Resist · +1 Bald Spot Cover

Neon and teal, EFA crest patch, foam front. Structurally identical to every hat in the van.

^$28 Pre-order

Legendary

Framed poster titled Finish The Game showing a runner crossing the Seaside Oregon finish arch at sunset.

“Finish The Game” Poster

Garage Decor · Aura +10

The Seaside finish arch at golden hour. Goes above the workbench. Nobody is allowed to comment on it.

^$25 Pre-order

Every dollar goes to the team. Proceeds cover Hood To Coast entry fees, two van rentals, gas, sunrise coffee, and a genuinely irresponsible quantity of emergency ibuprofen.

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$25Gas money
Van 1 thanks you $50Health pack
Ibuprofen resupply $100Respawn credit
One (1) entry fee $250Boss sponsor
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Screenshots

Captured in-engine · not representative of actual finishing times

A runner in a neon yellow tank top on an empty highway at dawn with Mt. Hood and Timberline Lodge behind him. — **Leg 1:** Spawn point — Timberline, 5:40 AM

Game screenshot with score and pace HUD: a dad runner passes another runner on a forest highway, with the on-screen text Roadkill plus 100. — **Combo:** Roadkill +100

Two runners side by side on a shaded forest road. — **Leg 3:** Co-op mode enabled

A sweating runner crawling on all fours up a gravel hill while an elderly woman in a gray tracksuit power-walks past him. — **Leg 5:** The Wall

Game screenshot with a heads-up display showing a depleted stamina bar. — **Warning:** Stamina critical

Game screenshot with heads-up display overlay showing pace and score during a night exchange. — **Checkpoint:** Van 2 takes over

A runner crossing the Seaside Oregon finish arch at sunset as a crowd cheers. — **Final boss:** Defeated — Seaside

A mustached man in a safety harness, red briefs and rubber muck boots running while carrying a pressure washer. — **Post-credits:** Please do not ask

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